Monday, May 11, 2026

   

STRIKE!

 

  

UNTIL SCOTUS COMES TO…

 

(Cautious Settlement Talks Underway)

   Court clerks union still denying they sold this photo to the DOJ before the racist, 

sick-making ruling on Gerry’s Manders, whatever they are.

Somewhere in the vicinity of 

the phony cliff edge of News…

Economy still horrendously awfully, irretrievably horrific, 

according to financial experts in Mandamme’s NYC & like that…

Congressman Japalaya Getting Wired Over Cuba

Now she’s defying the Administration’s ban on supplying Cuba with fuel by using 

Somali funding to bankroll a pipeline of Gages-brewed coffee into what 

remains of the island’s industrial infrastructure. 

Sometimes the only way to be in charge is 

to be the last one NOT standing

 

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Who cares about winning when you can make decisions that shake the 

world just by squirming in a meaning sort of way?

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

                                          

Special STRIKE Edition!

 

  

April Fools Month!

An Instapunk tradition for a day now… The perception of absurdity is a large brain 

phenomenon. Others need not apply. We are currently in the state of Absurd.

OUTRAGE OF THE DAY!

You think we’ve forgotten traitor Jersey boys just because we’re still on Strike? 

Nobody gave them a lifetime appointment to commune with the Devil.

Somewhere in the vicinity of 

the phony cliff edge of News…

 

Eliot said April is the cruelest month. Donald Barthelme specified the April Problem as Brain Damage….

 

Sometimes the only way to get ahead of fools is 

to catch them on an open mic…

Horse laughing at thei sad songs they sing about their corrupt, selfish, and perverted lives is 

one of the few consolations when you’re living in an age of terminal brain damage.

… And Speaking of Dumbasses…

They’ve had a lot of years to get this dumb. The good news? A large number of the dumbest asses 

are saggy old buttheads who are still twerking for some reason.. but they’ll be gone soon.

Thursday, December 25, 2025

                                         

Special STRIKE Edition!

 

  

Merry Christmas!

An Instapunk tradition for a record third year: The 12 Days of Xmas, in honor of our refurbished secular paganism.

OUTRAGE OF THE MONTH!

You think we’ve forgiven SCOTUS just because we’re still on Strike? 

Nobody gave them a lifetime appointment to commune with the Devil.

Somewhere in the vicinity of 

the phony cliff edge of News…

 

Double bubble, roil and rubble…Hold your ears and hope for trouble….

 

Sometimes the only way to be in charge is 

to be the first one to the microphone…

Threatening a sitting President with what you’ll do 3 years after he’s had a chance to drown the worst 

of you  in scandal and public disgrace  gets attention but it might not be smart.

Speaking of Dumbasses…

If you’re a Kennedy with no particular talent, people will still give you degrees and fancy titles and a microphone to make yourself famous with stupid stunts instead of dumb stuff like work and sacrifice.

Wednesday, November 19, 2025

                                        

Special STRIKE Edition!

 

  

Outrage of the Day: It’s Alive!

The greatest Mega-Sex Scandal in tabloid history Womerican Voyeurs couldn’t get enough of, 

now pantingly brought back to life by a Congress whose last place to hide is in the redactions.

You think we’ve forgiven SCOTUS just because we’re on Strike too? 

Nobody gave us a lifetime appointment to just sit there and frown.

Somewhere in the vicinity of 

the phony cliff edge of News…

 

Double bubble, roil and rubble…Hold your ears and wait for trouble….

 

Sometimes the only way to be in charge is 

to be the first one to the phone…

Defying the Commander-in-Chief and issuing new Executive Orders from whatever desk where you happen to be roosting at the moment is the new national pastime. Everybody can do it as long as they’s Democrats.

Speaking of Dumbasses…

Think about it. These clowns think they’re gonna swipe the Dem POTUS 

nomination away from rivals who aren’t MINO’s but WINO’s with claws, 

wings, and killer instinct like the devil himself. The boobs are just a perk.

Thursday, November 6, 2025

                                       

Special STRIKE Edition!

 

  

Outrage of the Day:

It was a blow when Coach Boasberg had to meet with his attorneys 

all day and couldn’t attend, but they’re coping., except maybe Ketanji.

They wouldn’t let her interrupt the Solicitor-Corporal in the orals, and Aimee was mean again too.

Somewhere in the vicinity of 

the phony cliff edge of News…

Nothing new with Lord Powell of the Federal Reserve. He’s still resting  after wrestling the prime rate down a quarter point.

 

Sometimes the only way to be in charge is 

to be the last blonde bish on the bench…

Who cares about getting called dumb? Just BEING in charge gives you all the perks 

you need. Look at Nancy. She’s got nothing but $50 million. We’ll settle for that.

Speaking of Nancy…

Yes, she was BIG. But now she’s a mite droopy and it’s time for her to go.

Thursday, October 16, 2025

                                      

STRIKE!

 

  

(UNTIL SCOTUS COMES TO…)

                    It was a blow when Coach Boasberg had to leave town for a while, but we’re coping.

Somewhere in the vicinity of 

the phony cliff edge of News…

We didn’t even turn in our Pentagon credentials in protest. Wouldn’t give those 

armchair generals the satisfaction of thinking that we thought 

they had something worth leaking to the enemy.

Sometimes the only way to be in charge is 

to be the last one standing in a food fight…

Who cares about winning? Just BEING in charge gives you all the perks 

you need. Look at Nancy. She’s got nothing but $50 million. I’ll settle for that.

Sunday, September 21, 2025

                                     

First(?) Day of the Fall:

  

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(Which will come to be known as “Une Saison en Enfer”)*

Whatever you do, don’t be blaming the women for your screwups no more.

                                                                                                         

Somewhere in the vicinity of 

the phony cliff edge of News…

 

(Wall Street is closed today, in mourning for the martyrdom of James Kimmel)

Now what did we just tell you about blaming the women? 

This one won’t take being called a dumb troublemaker just because she says what she wants to about some man…

She’ll show you. Run for that President gig. She will.

Wednesday, September 17, 2025

                                    

Today’s Outrages:

  

90 

(Days since SCOTUS stood up for the Constitution)

The Wise Latina speaks from ancestral knowledge of so many successful Hispanic Democracies.

                                                                                                         

Somewhere in the vicinity of 

the phony cliff edge of News…

Wall Street still stunned by the nerve of POTUS firing a Governess for Cause…

The moment Lisa Cook’s earbud told her Trump had fired her (Wait for it)…

She was singing during a dull Fed meeting interval….

Wednesday, August 27, 2025

                                   

Today’s Outrage:

  

61

(Days since SCOTUS stood up for the Constitution)

                                                                                                                           Ramirez/Instapunk

Somewhere in the vicinity of 

the phony cliff edge of News…

Wall Street stunned by the sheer nerve of the President violating the Fed…

The moment Lisa Cook’s earbud told her Trump had fired her (Wait for it)…

She was singing during a dull Fed meeting interval….

Monday, August 11, 2025

                                  

Today’s Outrage:

  

45

(Days since SCOTUS stood up for the Constitution)

A cart needs a horse like a woman needs a cycle!!

Somewhere in the vicinity of 

the phony cliff edge of News…

Wall Street and the Fed still pretending the economy sucks as stocks soar…

Judge Beaugesticles explains how he won the latest court ruling against him…

He’s the smartest man he knows.

Monday, July 21, 2025

                                 

Today’s Outrage:

  

1

(Days since Trump 2.0, Phase 2, began)

How dare they accuse Obama and his factotums of something they did?!!!

Somewhere in the vicinity of 

the phony cliff edge of News…

Trump is getting lucky with murdering the economy…

President Obama has a secret message for 

MAGA… Wait for it!…

You know what he’s saying…?

Tuesday, July 8, 2025

                                

Today’s Outrage News:

  

11

(Days since SCOTUS stood up for the Constitution)

The Abortion T-shirt Vendors and Tattooists are doing kip-ups about this …

Somewhere in the vicinity of 

the phony cliff edge of News…

Trump is just murdering the economy!!!!!!…

The last federal judge Autopen made (1/‘25) has a secret message for MAGA… Wait for it!…

Back by popular demand…

Monday, July 7, 2025

                               

Today’s Outrage News:

  

10

(Days since SCOTUS stood up for the Constitution)

The New York Times is pretty happy about this…

Somewhere in the vicinity of 

the phony cliff edge of News…

Trump is just killing the economy!!!!!!…

The last federal judge Autopen made (1/‘25) has a secret message for MAGA… Wait for it!…

She’s already stopped Trump with a ruling about some stuff.