Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

                                          


Special STRIKE Edition!
 
  
April Fools Month!


An Instapunk tradition for a day now… The perception of absurdity is a large brain 
phenomenon. Others need not apply. We are currently in the state of Absurd.

OUTRAGE OF THE DAY!


You think we’ve forgotten traitor Jersey boys just because we’re still on Strike? 
Nobody gave them a lifetime appointment to commune with the Devil.


Somewhere in the vicinity of 
the phony cliff edge of News
 


Eliot said April is the cruelest month. Donald Barthelme specified the April Problem as Brain Damage….
 



Sometimes the only way to get ahead of fools is 
to catch them on an open mic



Horse laughing at thei sad songs they sing about their corrupt, selfish, and perverted lives is 
one of the few consolations when you’re living in an age of terminal brain damage.

… And Speaking of Dumbasses…


They’ve had a lot of years to get this dumb. The good news? A large number of the dumbest asses 
are saggy old buttheads who are still twerking for some reason.. but they’ll be gone soon.

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