Today is Dummy Day
Why not? It’s the last day of the worst month.
The Babylon Bee: “Gavin Newsom Launches True Crime Podcast about How He Killed California.”
Los Angeles Times: “Key Agencies Tell Workers Not to Respond to Demands Wanting to Know What They Did Last Week”
Google: “Why Don’t People Understand What You…?” (No AI Overview of This Question)
Alana Mastrangelo/BB: “WAPO Billionaire Bezos Is Sending His Fiancée into Space”
Dana Ferguson/NPR: “ In a Bitter Fight for the Legislature, [Losing] Democrats Have Threatened a Walkout”
Mike LaChance/GP: “Stunning Poll Shows Most Democrats Think Biden Left the Southern Border Open by Accident”
Sky News: “W.H. Responds to Democrat Speculation Over Bruise to Trump’s Hand: ‘Is He a Health Risk?’”
Warner Todd Huston/BB: “Bud Light’s Dylan Mulvaney Is Fighting Transphobia with Euphoria”
Gabriel Hays/FNC: “CNN’s Jake Tapper Ripped for ‘Trying to Rewrite History” about Biden’s Decline”
Lucian G. Conway/Spectator: “Why Are Liberal Women So Unhappy?”
